Pranks

If I could do a prank, I would probably get a huge blanket of some sort and I would hang it above the door of my brothers room and I would fill the whole thing with bacon and I would have it rigged up so that when he opens the door there will be a string attached to the door nob so when he opens the door all of the bacon would fall and then he would be all freaked out!!! And it would be sweet. That would really be the best prank ever. O YEAH!! And if I were rich I would probably like buy an elephant and I would put it in his room(cause it is his birthday on like Saturday) and I would put like a huge card on the elephants back so then he would like really like it and freak out even more. He would like pee in his pants and then I would take a picture of him and I would sell it on eBay for a million dollars, and then I would be even richer. This is what I would do for a fun prank.

My inspiration

Some one who has inspired me is probably my cousin. She is kind, funny, caring, and nice. One time, there was a little kid who was wondering around trying to find its mom and she went over and helped the child until it found its mom. I thought that that was really nice of her and that is why she inspired me to be helpful.

Exploding Planet

This is my exploding planet. It is a reddish purple color. I made it on photoshop.

Evil Kitties

These are EVIL kitties. They scare me.

My favorite and least favorite part of school

My favorite part/time of the school year

• My favorite part of the school year is when school gets out.


• My second most favorite part of the school year is when we get to go on field trips.

My least favorite part/time of the school year

• Last year when the tornado hit our school and town.


• When we have mid terms.


• When we have CSAP.


• When we have finals.

What I Hate

I really hate it when you tell your friend that you can hang out, and then your parents say that you can't go for no good reason at all, or when they plan stuff to do when you already had plans that you told then about a week before. Some times they just simply say that they don't care about what you want to do, and they just go right along with their plans. I just wish they would be more understanding. I would understand, if I were going somewhere with somebody that they didn't know, but when you just want to hang out at the park with your friends that live a couple blocks away, and then they say you can't, it just really makes me mad. Grrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

Blind Date

One foggy day I was walking back home from the fish store down the street. It was very humid and dark that day, my shoes were squeaking as I slowly walked across the stoned path. As I was walking I thought I could here little footsteps behind me. I started to walk faster and faster, until an old slimy hand grabbed my shoulder and slung me around. To my surprise it was the little old Italian lady from the fish store. She was breathing heavily as she leaned on my shoulder. "What is the matter, my little old lady friend who I just bought some fish from." She looked up at me and said happily, "I found this charming, nice man who said he wanted to take you out for dinner tomorrow at 7:17." I looked at her with a constipated look,"I guess that is cool." "She looked at me and said,"hong-chong lee un so do de mae mae wi wi fich si mas te ohoh." "What the heck? You are talking in Italian again can you please translate that in English for me. Thanks." I said a little bit frustrated. "Maybe if you didn't walk so fast you wouldn't have given me a heart attach," she whispered threw her dying breath, then right there she flopped on the ground shaking uncontrollably, then BAM!!!! She died.
The next my family and I went to her funeral. The thing lasted for around 5 hours, I was a little mad, but..........I got to go on a date in about 10 minutes. Right as I got to the door of the restaurant this really fat hairy man opened the door for me. That's when I knew that this was going to be the worst date ever. I went to sit in the booth when the whole thing collapsed under me, half killing me. Well, after that I got up off the floor and sat in the booth behind that one. Then someone opened the door and plopped down in front of me, I looked up and it was an angry,flabby, old man. Almost shocked to death I said,"Who are you." He said that he was my date. Then all of the sudden he died just like the fish lady did. "Wow," I said. Then I just walked out of the building just like nothing happened. This is my freakish story of my fake blind date.

p.s. This is a fake story