Blind Date

One foggy day I was walking back home from the fish store down the street. It was very humid and dark that day, my shoes were squeaking as I slowly walked across the stoned path. As I was walking I thought I could here little footsteps behind me. I started to walk faster and faster, until an old slimy hand grabbed my shoulder and slung me around. To my surprise it was the little old Italian lady from the fish store. She was breathing heavily as she leaned on my shoulder. "What is the matter, my little old lady friend who I just bought some fish from." She looked up at me and said happily, "I found this charming, nice man who said he wanted to take you out for dinner tomorrow at 7:17." I looked at her with a constipated look,"I guess that is cool." "She looked at me and said,"hong-chong lee un so do de mae mae wi wi fich si mas te ohoh." "What the heck? You are talking in Italian again can you please translate that in English for me. Thanks." I said a little bit frustrated. "Maybe if you didn't walk so fast you wouldn't have given me a heart attach," she whispered threw her dying breath, then right there she flopped on the ground shaking uncontrollably, then BAM!!!! She died.
The next my family and I went to her funeral. The thing lasted for around 5 hours, I was a little mad, but..........I got to go on a date in about 10 minutes. Right as I got to the door of the restaurant this really fat hairy man opened the door for me. That's when I knew that this was going to be the worst date ever. I went to sit in the booth when the whole thing collapsed under me, half killing me. Well, after that I got up off the floor and sat in the booth behind that one. Then someone opened the door and plopped down in front of me, I looked up and it was an angry,flabby, old man. Almost shocked to death I said,"Who are you." He said that he was my date. Then all of the sudden he died just like the fish lady did. "Wow," I said. Then I just walked out of the building just like nothing happened. This is my freakish story of my fake blind date.

p.s. This is a fake story

My dream world

In my dream world, all people would be rich and could do almost everything they wanted. To get from one place to another all they would have to do is to jump into an underground elevator that travels anywhere that you are thinking of at 1,000 miles per hour. The world wouldn't be just the same world that we have today, the whole world would be made out of food!!! Oh, yeah!!!! Then everyone would have little fire breathing kitties that could fly you every you wanted because they are the size of elephants.Plus, there will be no gravity unless you want it.Well, this is my world until I think of other stuff to put in it.

Cell Phones while driving

I don't think that cell phones should be used while driving.It could cause the person to be careless.Then they could freak out about something and then they could fly out of control and slam into somebody and then they could kill themselves or even worse....... they could kill someone else!!!!! That would be bad. Yep, very very bad.

Earth Day

The thing that we will start doing to help the earth will be using a hybrid car, not using so many plastic water bottles, and we will turn the lights off as much as possible. Stuff we have already been doing is using are recycling. That can help in a major way, and that is why we do it. Also, what I would like to do is get solar panels on our house, not use as much water and instead of using plastic bags we will try and take a bag with us to the store so we don't use up more plastic. Plus, wouldn't it be awesome if they made solar TVs, we would definitely own one of those too.

Smoothies

This is my other pic I made in Photoshop. I would have to say that I like this one the best out of all my photoshop pics. It reminds me of FOOD! Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! And, not just any food, it reminds me of a smoothie. I like smoothies.I like REALLY BIG SMOOTHIES!! I LIKE EXTRA BIG SMOOTHIES!!!

CRAZY DOG!!!!

This is my dog that I edited made in Photoshop.

Boring Weekend

On Saturday, I did nothing all day except coughed my head off while I watched TV. It was pretty boring. On Sunday, I went to a couple stores with my mom. Pretty boring also. Well, this was my weekend.