Pranks

If I could do a prank, I would probably get a huge blanket of some sort and I would hang it above the door of my brothers room and I would fill the whole thing with bacon and I would have it rigged up so that when he opens the door there will be a string attached to the door nob so when he opens the door all of the bacon would fall and then he would be all freaked out!!! And it would be sweet. That would really be the best prank ever. O YEAH!! And if I were rich I would probably like buy an elephant and I would put it in his room(cause it is his birthday on like Saturday) and I would put like a huge card on the elephants back so then he would like really like it and freak out even more. He would like pee in his pants and then I would take a picture of him and I would sell it on eBay for a million dollars, and then I would be even richer. This is what I would do for a fun prank.

My inspiration

Some one who has inspired me is probably my cousin. She is kind, funny, caring, and nice. One time, there was a little kid who was wondering around trying to find its mom and she went over and helped the child until it found its mom. I thought that that was really nice of her and that is why she inspired me to be helpful.

Exploding Planet

This is my exploding planet. It is a reddish purple color. I made it on photoshop.

Evil Kitties

These are EVIL kitties. They scare me.

My favorite and least favorite part of school

My favorite part/time of the school year

• My favorite part of the school year is when school gets out.


• My second most favorite part of the school year is when we get to go on field trips.

My least favorite part/time of the school year

• Last year when the tornado hit our school and town.


• When we have mid terms.


• When we have CSAP.


• When we have finals.

What I Hate

I really hate it when you tell your friend that you can hang out, and then your parents say that you can't go for no good reason at all, or when they plan stuff to do when you already had plans that you told then about a week before. Some times they just simply say that they don't care about what you want to do, and they just go right along with their plans. I just wish they would be more understanding. I would understand, if I were going somewhere with somebody that they didn't know, but when you just want to hang out at the park with your friends that live a couple blocks away, and then they say you can't, it just really makes me mad. Grrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

Blind Date

One foggy day I was walking back home from the fish store down the street. It was very humid and dark that day, my shoes were squeaking as I slowly walked across the stoned path. As I was walking I thought I could here little footsteps behind me. I started to walk faster and faster, until an old slimy hand grabbed my shoulder and slung me around. To my surprise it was the little old Italian lady from the fish store. She was breathing heavily as she leaned on my shoulder. "What is the matter, my little old lady friend who I just bought some fish from." She looked up at me and said happily, "I found this charming, nice man who said he wanted to take you out for dinner tomorrow at 7:17." I looked at her with a constipated look,"I guess that is cool." "She looked at me and said,"hong-chong lee un so do de mae mae wi wi fich si mas te ohoh." "What the heck? You are talking in Italian again can you please translate that in English for me. Thanks." I said a little bit frustrated. "Maybe if you didn't walk so fast you wouldn't have given me a heart attach," she whispered threw her dying breath, then right there she flopped on the ground shaking uncontrollably, then BAM!!!! She died.
The next my family and I went to her funeral. The thing lasted for around 5 hours, I was a little mad, but..........I got to go on a date in about 10 minutes. Right as I got to the door of the restaurant this really fat hairy man opened the door for me. That's when I knew that this was going to be the worst date ever. I went to sit in the booth when the whole thing collapsed under me, half killing me. Well, after that I got up off the floor and sat in the booth behind that one. Then someone opened the door and plopped down in front of me, I looked up and it was an angry,flabby, old man. Almost shocked to death I said,"Who are you." He said that he was my date. Then all of the sudden he died just like the fish lady did. "Wow," I said. Then I just walked out of the building just like nothing happened. This is my freakish story of my fake blind date.

p.s. This is a fake story

My dream world

In my dream world, all people would be rich and could do almost everything they wanted. To get from one place to another all they would have to do is to jump into an underground elevator that travels anywhere that you are thinking of at 1,000 miles per hour. The world wouldn't be just the same world that we have today, the whole world would be made out of food!!! Oh, yeah!!!! Then everyone would have little fire breathing kitties that could fly you every you wanted because they are the size of elephants.Plus, there will be no gravity unless you want it.Well, this is my world until I think of other stuff to put in it.

Cell Phones while driving

I don't think that cell phones should be used while driving.It could cause the person to be careless.Then they could freak out about something and then they could fly out of control and slam into somebody and then they could kill themselves or even worse....... they could kill someone else!!!!! That would be bad. Yep, very very bad.

Earth Day

The thing that we will start doing to help the earth will be using a hybrid car, not using so many plastic water bottles, and we will turn the lights off as much as possible. Stuff we have already been doing is using are recycling. That can help in a major way, and that is why we do it. Also, what I would like to do is get solar panels on our house, not use as much water and instead of using plastic bags we will try and take a bag with us to the store so we don't use up more plastic. Plus, wouldn't it be awesome if they made solar TVs, we would definitely own one of those too.

Smoothies

This is my other pic I made in Photoshop. I would have to say that I like this one the best out of all my photoshop pics. It reminds me of FOOD! Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! And, not just any food, it reminds me of a smoothie. I like smoothies.I like REALLY BIG SMOOTHIES!! I LIKE EXTRA BIG SMOOTHIES!!!

CRAZY DOG!!!!

This is my dog that I edited made in Photoshop.

Boring Weekend

On Saturday, I did nothing all day except coughed my head off while I watched TV. It was pretty boring. On Sunday, I went to a couple stores with my mom. Pretty boring also. Well, this was my weekend.

My Cow

This is my cow. I love my cow. It is a cow.

Get Smart is a very good movi-

I like the movie Get Smart. It is a very funny movie. I like the actors very much. Anne Hathaway is a nice person. They make me laugh. This is why I like the movie Get Smart.

Fire Breathing Cat

This is my fire breathing cat I made in Photoshop.

$5,000

If I had 5,000 dollars I would first by a huge roller coaster and put it in my back yard. Then I would by a life supplies of pickles. Third, I would redecorate my house and room and put a huge slide that goes from my room to my kitchen, because I am always hungry. I would give a couple hundred dollars to poor kids in the world. Then....... I would buy a little dog. Fourth I would fly myself to Hawaii, and this is what I would do if I had $5,000 dollars.

Dad

I would have to say that my dad does a lot for me and our family.My dad always accomplishes his goals slowly but surely. I really admire that my dad always has an up beat attitude and can always make somebody laugh. He will also go out of the way for anyone who needs help or assistance. He is always working hard and when he puts his mind to something he will always accomplish it. Once he had this magnificent idea about this golf product the Samnick Golf Spike Cleaner; he created thousands of them but he sold about one hundred. Even though they did not sell very well he didn't give up. He has now started up an after school program that he runs. He owns about seven after school programs momentarily and he is still out to get more. Not only does he own seven after school programs and is an inventor but he is also a black belt who owns fifteen karate schools all thought Georgia. He also is a real estate attorney and the vice president of the 4H association. All in all, this is why I admire my dad for accomplishing his goals.

Economic Times

Have you been trying to cutting back because of these tough economic times?
To save money our family always looks through the Sunday paper to see if there are any coupons. Doing this saves us little bits of money here and there but in the end it all adds up. If we are ever going to buy some clothes we always look for the things on sale, which can help a lot if you are on a budget. These are just a couple of things that we do to save money and that you can do to through these rough economic times.

I am comparing Pancakes and Waffles.

Pancakes and Waffles are both great, but which is better?

Pancakes are great because you can put many wonderful thing into them like fruit.

Pros'

• Can be great for a healthy breakfast
• Easy to make
• Doesn't crate a big mess to clean up
• Every one loves them

Cons'

• Could make you fat if you eat to many

Waffles are also a great product which you can home make or buy from the store

Pros'

• They are in about every store in America
• They have great flavors
• They are great with wipped cream and fruit
• Great comfort food
• Doesn't make any mess if you buy the store bought brand

Cons'

• Could create a big mess if you hand make them

In conclusion, I think that both are very tasty and either way they will always taste good. (unless you burn them)

This is a squirl that I changed in Photoshop. It is so cute! Just look at its hair!

The greatest movie ever

I would have to say that the greatest movie ever would have to be Get Smart. If you haven't ever seen this movie you have been missing out. This would have to be the funnest movie EVER!!! I would definitely recommend it to people who love funny movies. Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway are great actors in this movie. This movie was written by Tom J. Astle and Matt Ember (The smartest people in the world.) Well, that is why this is the greatest movie ever.

GPS in kids cell phone

What do you think about GPS in kids' cell phone? I think that is good for parents to know where you are because, they are just trying to keep you safe. If you do not agree with this and you are a kid,what will you be doing that is so bad that you don't want your parents to find out about? If you ever get lost, or can not find your way back home, your parents can find where you are and come and get you. Parents will never have to worry about where you are and will be able to know if you are following their rules. Your parents are just taking safety precaution, and that is why I think that it is o.k. for parents to put a GPS in their children's cell phone.

Chocolate Cake with Homemade Frosting

The reason why I chose this is because I truly adore chocolate cake and I love to cook it because, it is so easy and it taste so good.

This is how you make chocolate cake with home made frosting.

These are the directions to create chocolate cake.

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  Set your oven to 350 degrees F


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  Spray your pan with cooking spray so the cake will not stick to your pan


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  Blend the 1-1/4 cups of water with 1/3 cup of oil and three eggs in a large bowl
  
  
  Beat with a mixer on medium speed for two minutes or whisk by hand for two minutes

• When you insert a toothpick and it comes out clean than your cake is done


• Allow your cake to cool for 10 to 15 minutes before removing from the pan
  Cool cake completely before frosting





This is how you create the Class Buttercream Icing




• 1 cup of solid whit vegetable shortening




• 1 teaspoon of Wilton Flavor (Vanilla, Almond, or Butter)



• 1lb. pure cane confectioners' sugar (approximately 4 cups)


• 1tablespoon of Wilton Meringue Powder


• A pinch of salt (optional)
  



*Wilton's Flavors may be used in any combination to suite your taste




Cream shortening, flavoring and water. Add dry ingredients and mix on medium speed until all ingredients have been thoroughly mixed together. Blend an additional minute or so, until creamy.



This is my cake after my friends got hold of it.

Valentines Day

Stuff that I love and hate about Valentines Day. The thing I like most about it is that you can send fun stuff to your friends and have huge parties. The thing that I hate about it is that my family never decorates of this holiday. Me on the other hand I love to decorate for every holiday and I always get gifts for all of my family. (When I have enough money.) All in all I think Valentines is a great holiday.

Country

TAYLOR SWIFT

I would have to say that Taylor Swift is one of my favorite county singers. I just love all of her songs, and can't wait for her to come out with more. She was the biggest selling artist of 2008 with combined sales of more than four million albums. Taylor was born in Wyomissing, Pennsylvania, on May 15, 2007, she performed "Tim McGraw" at the Academy of Country Music Awards. That is why I like Taylor Swift and all of her music.
p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Swift

My favorite president

My favorite president would have to George Washington because he was the very first president of the United States of America. He served as president since 1789 to 1797. He was a very great leader because he brought military arts and western expansion to America. That is why I like George Washington.





http://www.whitehouse.gov/about/presidents/georgewashington/ http://www.artinthepicture.com/artists/Gilbert_Stuart/george_washington.jpeg

My inner cartoon

If I had an inner cartoon it would probably have to be Remy in the movie Ratatouille. He is so fun and can be very adventures I could see some of him as my inner cartoon. Although he has his ups and downs everything works out in the end. The fact that is a good friend, and always can figure something out in the end is part of the reason why he is so neat. I also love when he puts his mind to something he can always get it acomplished This is why I think that Remy is my inner cartoon.


http://img.bebesymas.com/2007/11/ratatouille.jpg

Beach Vacation

Some day I would love to move to the beach. One of my trips of was to St. Augustine Florida. When we first got there, we went to the most horrible house ever. There were long stairs that were falling apart, that led up to the front door. You would walk inside and see more stairs, then when you finally got to the top there were a bunch of old pictures that were over the couch. The carpet did not fill up all of the floor, so there was wood sticking around on parts of the floor. We walked into the bed rooms, there was a blanket for the door. When we looked in the bed there was barf in the bed. The bathroom had only one sink and the shower was extremely small plus, the water would not even turn on. On the deck the were a couple of benches;the deck made of wood, it was so splintery that it would get stuck in your shoes. We all really hated that house. My dad went and searched for another house that we could barrow for a week. Thank goodness he finally found one after he searched for about five hours. It was just a couple of miles down the street. Once we arrived there, it was the most wonderful beach house we had ever seen. There were eight beds and two bathrooms. There were hardwood floors though the whole house. The living room was beautiful, there were two very nice couches. The kitchen had great appliances that looked brand new. Once we had brought all of our stuff inside we had gone to bed. In the morning we got up really early, and hit the beaches. Sadly I could not get surfing lessons while I was there but other wise I had a great time. Once we were there for a couple of days we had met this really nice girl that lived right beside us, but she actually lived there, unlike us. She tough us a bunch of fun games that you can play on the beach. It was great to have he here there. We built a huge sand castle, and dug an extremely large hole in the sand. After we were done at the beach we went to explore the town. We went to Wrigley's Believe it or not whichwas right down the street from us.When we went inside there was an old man(That we fake) that was standing in front of a door way pretending to take a picture, and I actually fell for it because the camera that he was holding was flashing. I felt pretty stupid after that, because there a bunch of people behind me, and I was kind of holding up a huge line waiting for the "Old man" to take the picture. Every one was laughing after I finally realised that he was fake. Any way there were a bunch of amazing things that were there. The town was absolutely beautiful as we drove through it. All in all we had a wonderful time at St.Augustine Florida.

My favorite teacher

One of my most favorite teachers, is my fifth grade teacher. She always was nice, funny, and yet taught me a lot. She would let us knit is class while she was reading, and she was very layed back. She wasn't one of those teachers that was always on your case, and gave a lot of home work. She said that if we worked hard on the week than we deserved not to have homework on the weekend, which was absolutely great! That is why I think she is a great teacher.

So Fine

This Christmas I got a bunch of great stuff. There were so many great gifts that I got. I had gotten a new guitar with a whole years worth of guitar lesson Cd's, a new volleyball, a phone, a bunch of FINE new clothes, and candy. I had a real FINE Christmas. I hope yours was FINE also.

The Most Painful Thing

The most painful thing that has ever happened to me is probably the time when I fell on my bike. I was with my friends one night, and we were riding our bike back home from going to the pool and eating dinner at our clubhouse. My friend stopped in front of my and my bike slid out from under me and my bike and I flew into the gravel. I scraped both of my knees so bad you could see to the bone. I didn't think it was that bad because it was dark out and I could not see my leg then, so I finished riding my bike back home. As we got into the house I could see what had happened. I was very freaked out by what I had done, and was amazed that I rode my bike all of the way back home. I had to walk stiff legged for about two months. I still have the scars on my leg from when that had happened. That is my story of the most painful thing that has ever happened to me.

Dream Party

If I had a dream party"And if I were rich," I would probably give all of my friends 1,000 bucks, we would go skydiving, scuba diving, lama riding, shopping at all of the greatest stores around, we would fly to the beach and go surfing.
When we go skydiving I would hope to see a couple of birds along the way, because then we could try and catch them, then eat'em for supper! When we go scuba diving I want to see if we can get some stingrays so we could see who would last the longest touching the little tentacle thingies. We will then fly up into New York with some lamas, and ride them all around the city until it is time to go shopping. We will hit all of the greatest stores there and grab a limo to ride to the beach while we listen to all of the new greatest music hits around. Once we get to the beach we will collect sea shells and throw them at the little fishes and pretend that we are cave men while we surf the waves. Then we will go back to my little hut in Canada and eat fried pickles.
That is what I would I would do if I were a FREAK with lot of money.
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